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[dr. ludvig von bakken]

There once was a girl named ash
who had homework she was trying to hash
all so that she could post
something she loved the most
but by then, all of her friends had to crash

There once was a girl named kat
who online was always fun to sit with and chat
and though I wish it were a lie
all of her characters are a guy
and she plays them better than me at that


There once was a girl named chi
whose name can't help but remind me
how much it doesn't compute
to put a button to reboot
where one would use in order to pee


There once was a woman name Rowan
I'm not sure where this poem is goin'
Because I think he is a she
after that trick played on me
Perhaps it would be best if I just went on not knowin